Blogging...*sigh*...I never thought I would see the day I cared enough to try this, but the day has dawned and is actually on its way out right now. The Sun is slipping around to check on China and the clouds are turning back to their off-whitish color instead of the radiant gold they were a moment ago. What a day, and what a time to start this kind of thing.
Now, just to be clear, I am giving this a dry run. If I hate it, I hold complete control over whether or not I continue from this point onward. Now, as I was saying, er starting to say, before I so rudely interrupted myself. I am Keith. I am in college. I am filled to capacity with all kinds of moods, emotions, and angst. I will share most of them with you if I feel like it (see right there's a moody comment already).
I am a very random person who likes very random things. I will talk about random things here if I think they deserve mention, which, if we're honest, will be most things because most things deserve at least something of a mention. I mean, they can be ridiculed at the very least, right? Sure they can. I knew you'd agree. Now let's get on with this fiasco.
I know what you're thinking. I've introduced myself and now you want me to say "How about you," right? That is the next question in all the romantic comedy scripts that follow a grievously predictable formula nowadays, correct? Well, pull the emergency brake there buddy. Let's NOT talk about you. After all this is my blog, and that has nothing to do with you, so why are you trying to change the subject? Sheesh, this is why I hate people. They tend to think the world revolves around them. I'm pretty sure that it revolves around me, the catch is that I haven't convinced the rest of those silly planets to follow suit. The key is to get the Sun to hang around you, the rest will soon follow like cheerleaders around jock-like centers of gravity, the poor dears.
I think I should warn you, I am highly opinionated and get hot around the collar a bit too easily sometimes. It is a problem, I am working on it. Please don't bark at me if I was foolish enough to lose my cool. I'll put myself on ice faster than you could manage with any barbed retort you deem clever enough to throw my way. You may disagree with me, but keep it respectful and I will force myself to do the same.
Now that I have assured that several of you will not bother following me, I will go ahead and say that I am a Christian dude who is conservative in nature and behavior. I try not to be stereotypical, hypocritical, or narrow minded; and will appreciate your not being that way as well. I will go ahead and tell you that you cannot shake my faith though. I may post my testimony up here so you will all know why, but you can trust me when I say that I think God is God and there is no one else that can be substitute for Him.
Also, funny things are funny things, so I will take them in a lighthearted and often semi-offensive manner (in other words: I will poke fun, so man up). Serious things will be taken on with a serious air so you can tell when I'm about to get down to earth with you. Anything else that's worth knowing you'll come to know eventually. So take a chill pill, get ready for whatever I think you should see, and don't bother being rude. I'm trying not to be after all.
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